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the highlight of my evening was listening to two grown men argue over where, in fact, a turkey's testicles are located.
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25 June 2009 @ 09:15 pm
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I bought a skirt.
omg my legs they feel so naked.
I bought a skirt.
omg my legs they feel so naked.
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pleased
pleased15 June 2009 @ 10:04 am
13 June 2009 @ 07:57 pm
- Oscar Wao. It had me at the beginning but it really cemented on pg. 18 with: "If a boy hit me, Lola said cockily, I would bite his face." <3
- Still too many books.
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amused
amused11 June 2009 @ 08:37 pm
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my mom is like, uhm, two interviews and a youtube away from discovering slash in the supernatural fandom.
i'm living in fear, because then she's going to start asking questions.
it's like your parent's finding your porn stash. incest ( spoiler ) kink porn. with daddy issues.
my mind. she boggles.
and:
bonus!misha.
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mischievous
mischievous08 June 2009 @ 07:28 pm
Giant jellyfish taking over the world.
What we need now, here me out, is someone to genetically engineer giant jellyfish eating sharks. Because there is no way that can fail.
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geeky
geeky31 May 2009 @ 07:56 pm
- Terminator. I saw it. But I was thinking of eggrolls, so anything I say about it will be superficial and Marcus.
- THERE IS LIKE AN 80% CHANCE THAT I'M GOING TO BE FIRED. IT'S CHARLIE THE UNICORN'S FAULT.
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indescribable
indescribable21 May 2009 @ 11:14 pm
J.J. Abrams has announced that his next project after “Lost” and Star Trek is going to be the Dark Tower series.
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Wow. I hope it's a movie, because I'd like to put all of my unrelenting horror and joy into a neatly contained package.
Speaking of.
Star Trek.
I'd see it again. Like, five or so more times. *geeks out*
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Kink meme prompts. I am failing so hard at this.
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apathetic
apathetic14 May 2009 @ 09:53 pm
!!!
So on a purely selfish point of view I have 7,000+ words of Ruby & Castiel shenanigans that have been screwed all to hell.
On another purely selfish point of view HOLY OH MY JESUS HELL DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU? YOU SHOULD HAVE.
I'm never going to make it till season 5. I think I'm going to have to quit my job and medicate. Hell, show. Look what you've done to me, Kripke. With your destiny. And free will. And hand porn.*
* I'm very shallow. Very.
13 May 2009 @ 08:31 pm
The folks at MonsterQuest would like to inform everyone that they still cannot find their own ass.
And I have officially learned my lesson about leaving the television on for background noise.
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Unrelated:
-WTF nature? The relentless humidity is frizzing my hair. *VANITY*
- MY XBOX REDRINGED SHIT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE PRODUCTIVE AGAIN
- I HOPE THEY TURN THE OLD PORN STORE INTO A TACO BELL.
- ALIENS ARE HERE TO PROBE OUR COWS? SHOULDN'T THEY HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT?
Current Mood: crazy
crazy09 May 2009 @ 06:31 pm
*EPIC FLAIL!*
I will not be functional until Thursday. I'm all excited and glee but I was all excited and glee for episode 20 and it broke my heart.
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT THIS TIME.
In completely bastardized relation news, chapter six refuses to submit in a timely fashion. I think I'm holding out for Ruby being not!evil and Zachariah being...a flip flopper? The canon in my head makes sense. O_o Kind of.
Current Mood: jubilant
jubilant07 May 2009 @ 09:48 pm
The So-Called Rules:
1. Reply to this post with 'Icons!', and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will - allegedly - create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.
( ICON MEME. THING. )
*See also: Faith, Home and Tall Tales.
1. Reply to this post with 'Icons!', and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will - allegedly - create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.
( ICON MEME. THING. )
*See also: Faith, Home and Tall Tales.
Current Mood: 
bouncy
bouncy07 May 2009 @ 07:29 pm
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Okay. I understand that I don't have conventionally feminine facial features. I wear my hair back. My work uniform is kind of a shapeless sack of dress code. BUT HI. NOT A GUY. !!! SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT. I PROMISE. STOP CALLING ME SIR.
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I had a nightmare that everyone decided to skip Thursday this week. This traumatized me.
SPN in twenty minutes! *hands!*
EDIT: JESUS SAM. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SPIT ON HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT?Current Mood: nerdy
nerdyCurrent Music: Careless Whisper - Seether
27 April 2009 @ 11:02 pm
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physic prediction: i will be charged $50 just to be told that i clench my jaw too much. and that i should stop if i want the pain to go away.
just you wait and see, future self.
see also: cog cog cog cog.
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annoyed
annoyed21 April 2009 @ 07:35 pm
I HAVE FAILED MY PEOPLE.
*SHAME*
THIS CALLS FOR JAGER. AND CLICKY PAIN. AND MORE JAGER! AND-
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I SMELL BROWNIES! <3
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i seem to be writing a Supernatural version of Wasteland. which makes me sad on so many levels. and how the hell did it start veering off into castiel/ruby when clearly everything is chuck/everything! i don't know if it's castiel/ruby. but then i'm stunted emotionally so it could be. it MIGHT be! XD
GIANT PIKE? WHAT?
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crushed
crushed11 April 2009 @ 11:11 am
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The Six Deadliest Creatures (That Fit In Your Shoe.)
Okay. I can't get past #3 on this list, because #2 sends me into screaming hysterics and I run away from the computer until someone can come and click away from the image.
Seriously. It's like my brain just goes JESUS FUCK and dissolves into freakish guppy terror.
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weird
weird06 April 2009 @ 09:55 pm
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okay. i'm mixing tenses like crazy whoa and waiting for the other shoe to drop. 'cause it will drop.
THIS IS FREAKING TENSE, MAN.
haha. get it?
X_x
present tense folly.
here. sid meier is like brain candy and evil overlord tendencies. i <3 it.
me: how goes the subjugation of the world?
sam: i was about to nuke the french but then the fucking UN had to get involved. now i have nukes and i can't use them. it's frustrating and kind of ironic being that i built the fucking UN.
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worried
worried01 April 2009 @ 01:50 pm
Gravity is vindictive and I hate it.
I’m going to the Special Hell, but it’s A-OKAY.
MY RUBY SOUNDS LIKE MY MIRANDA AND AH. NO BAD. *FAILS*
MY LILITH RHYMES. SHE NEEDS TO STOP THAT.
Am playing Sid Meier's Civilizations. Am failing my people but hey, we have rock n' roll.
Current Mood: crazy
crazyCurrent Music: Fake It - Seether
27 March 2009 @ 10:17 am
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idk. should be asleep. can't sleep gotta work. work is lame it keeps me awake. awake. ;-;!
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( spn 4:17 )
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complacent
complacent19 March 2009 @ 09:22 pm